This week, the Mane 5 have to catch a ferry even though they have a flying RV, Zipp doesn't know how to fly around storm clouds, and Sparky is still eating everything in sight.

And the showrunners have used this song three times now.

There's something different about you, Misty. Did you cut your mane?
Oh, it's dragon fire again? I thought the magic lamp was the goal.
Misty is Gollum.
Sunny likes to watch ponies doing their personal stuff. She always brings her friends along. It's like the public fetish, just that she wants to be the public.
Why did Misty throw away food? That's just evil!

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This week, Pipp orders a fruit hat from Wish.com.

"You couldn't handle so much power anyway." - Actually, you make a good point Opaline.
The most powerful Fire Alicorn of all times - Given that you're the only Fire Alicorn, it should be easy to be the best of them.
How are they remembering it if nopony was there to see it?
Ran across Equestria, for years.

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What is this, a Brazilian exhibition?
"Not to uni my own corn." - corn of the world, unite!
Sunny, the costumes aren't big, you're just small.
Zip is as itchy as when she wore a furtight bodysuit:

TZipp Wears a Furtight Bodysuit

• MLP Gen 5
• Romance
• Drama

Zipp is forced to wear itchy, uncomfortable, clingy, entrapping, dumb fabric.

• Second Person
• Sunny Starscout
• Zipp

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Sherifing - a legit verb.
Hitch will lick the streets to test their cleanness.
They killed Kenny, those bastards! - Oh, wait, Kenny is still alive.

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OK, so a while back I reviewed the first half of the G5 premiere movie, but never actually bothered with the second (partly cause, well, it was a little underwhelming). To sort of make up for that (and also cause I just feel like it) I'm going to give my impressions of the first real G5 media to follow that movie (and about time, too!) - the first four episodes of the YouTube series "Tell Your Tale". First I'll cover each episode individually, then I'll talk about what I get from them as a

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Pipp ordered 10 kg of pancakes to appease her fatness.
Turns out that she is also a Medusa and needs extra food to feed all the snakes in her mane.
OMP? Oh, my, p****? Pipp, I thought you were female...
Sunny wanted to brush it out, but reformation takes time. You can take Pipp away from her snakes, but you can't take the fat out of Pipp.
Mane styler doesn't know how to style a mane.

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So out of the four starting episodes, what is everyone's favorite?

I think I liked Zipp's Flight School the best.

And what the heck is up with Sprout on a wanted poster? Did he take off?

Dragon lands? I guess Sparky isn't the only dragon left then.
I get why Zipp is wearing a crown. She's next in line. But why is Pipp wearing one? She's just a mane-dresser.
They could have just gone around the storm. The rest of the sky seems clear.
Pipp becomes Rarity.
Opaline's evil curse? I feel like I'm missing some context.
A labyrinth? Okay. But why were they dancing?

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This was a pretty decent episode. Glad everypony got in on the insanity.

This week, we see Posey's hatred of unity continue to get justified, an introvert give into peer pressure, and Sunny continues to be a fucking psychopath.

This week, in order to get a badge that probably just the two of them care about, Sunny and Windy drag their friends into the wilderness.

That'll end well.

So she uses only new fruits? Won't she run out of fruits eventually?
So, she only uses fruits from Chernobile?
So, the old fruit is drinking the new fruit? What about morality?
Those filters could only be possible with an advanced AI.
Sunny failed to sell garbage to ponies. They want the good stuff.
I don't like the look on her face. Is she going to try to grape their throats with new flavors?

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This week, the episode isn't named correctly (Eggward Bunny is the previous episode).

The Mane 5 get agonizingly close to the truth, but then everyone but Zipp goes "lol nope".

I had to rewind twice to make sure I saw it correctly.

Yep.

Sparky farted a fireball.

I giggled like mad.

Because I'm mature as fuck.

I'm glad we haven't seen the "get along or no magic" shtick in a while.

Because it's getting old already.

Apart from that, got a few laughs from this one.

This week, I'd like to know where they're getting these numbers.

100 million followers?

Because we all know there's at least 33.3 million ponies each in Maretime Bay, Zephyr Heights, and Bridlewood.

This week, the Mane 5 have to find pieces of an ancient blanket with images of themselves on it. The only way to get Bridlewood's piece is a musical note puzzle that you always hated in Nintendo 64 games.

Honestly, this episode didn't make a ton of sense, but it's cute, and that's half of TYT's appeal, personally.

I also refuse to believe that earth pony plant magic hasn't been used for tentacle rape fantasies somewhere in Maretime Bay.

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Despite my opinion regarding My Little Pony: A New Generation, I decided to give the first four episodes of My Little Pony: Tell Your Tale a watch. Here is my opinion of each episode:

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This week, this perfectly predictable episode has the Mane Six giving out romantic advice when they have no experience in the subject.

Decent overall.